*We have this SUPER annoying chirping night bird in the tree in our backyard, which is right outside our bedroom window. The darn thing gets started just as the sun goes down and chirps constantly until dawn. I swear it gets louder as the night goes on. I think it even gets louder as the week goes on. Right now the thing seems to have followed me downstairs into the living room. There is no escaping. If I start writing weird poetry, rambling on about the coming of a new lord, the end of times, or speaking in cheeps and tweets you'll know that the damn bird has slowly chirped away my brain leading to insanity.
*Riesling feet smell so bad sometimes. Seriously how does such a little sweet girl have such sweaty stinky feet?
*With new seasons of MadMen and Game of Thornes on I have to admit that I'm missing cable just a weeeee little bit. I try my hardest to look away from the billboards and internet advertisements. I don't want to know anything. Don't you dare spoil it for me!
*I honestly had at least 10 random things to write about but I can't think of anything with this god damn f*cking bird chirping in my brain......